“He fed off me, and it felt really good” is only one of the best quotes from this piece on Republican presidential hopeful, and self-proclaimed vampire, Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey. For the rest, you’ll have to watch the whole thing: No doubt he’ll quickly learn the lesson espoused by Jay Laga’aia’s liberal, pro-human vampire Senator in Daybreakers , “Being a vampire and a politician, it can be hard to make friends.”
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“He does have Republican values. Is it going to make a big splash with his current identification as a vampire? That’s only for the voters to decide.”
